THE ARNETT TAPES
In memory of 58
Special Note to Radio Station DJs
THE ARNETT TAPES - LISTENING AND ORDERING:
TO HEAR THESE TRACKS YOU WILL NEED REAL PLAYER
SOME OF THESE PRANKS MAY CONTAIN ADULT CONTENT.
IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THIS YOU BETTER HIT THE SHITHOUSE NOW.
IF NOT, ENJOY!
TO ORDER VOL. 1 (22 PRANK CALLS), SEND CHECK OR MONEY ORDER IN THE AMOUNT OF $5.50 TO:
208 MARION BRANCH
ELIZABETHTON, TN 37643.
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Last Updated on July 22, 1999.
CALLS FROM VOLUME 2 - Available for sale soon.
Viagra - This senior citizen thinks I am his grandson and that I'm having a little trouble "keeping the love alive".
Portajohn (The Sequel) - Yes, she did call back.
Portajohn (The Original) - Problems at the fair.
Telemarketer - Bugging me while I'm working (added 3/11/99).
Paper Towels - Know your history!
Allergies - Please be patient while I wipe the phlegm off of the phone.
I Still Got Allergies - I can't get any relief.
Proctitis - The patient just wants to keep his problems to himself.
Nudist Camp - Need some info. on how to join the camp.
Auto Detailing - Just some simple questions to ask. Why is everything so difficult?
Desoto Books - A few things were left in the car my uncle sold you.
Mrs. Poole's Boots - Hey, you, get off of my line!
CALLS FROM VOLUME 1 - Available Now
Mrs. Poole Needs Glasses - Blind as a bat!
Mrs. Poole's Wrong Number - Can't find my boy anywhere.
Another Coffee Cup - I need a special picture put on a coffee cup.
My Myna Bird Crows - My bird thinks he's a rooster.
Truck For Sale - This truck sounds like a piece of crap.
Our Favorite Feedback - My brother loaned our first tape to some lady. This is a message she left on my answering machine.
Portraits - She's a beauty.
Another Nudist Camp - I still can't get the information I need to join.
Collect From Antartica - It's cold down here!
Needs Pants - Someone in the men's department, please.
Stuck Hampster - Gotta make a choice here.
Stuck Umbrella - One umbrella can cause so many problems.
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